When it was the United Kingdom’s turn to announce Eurovision results…
Hello from London, we are the hosts of this year’s 2012 Olympics
Just pointing that out so that everyone knows we won something.
(via youknowyourebritishwhen)
Question:
I WANT TO SEE YOU SMILE :)
Asked By: Anonymous
Answer:
But I always smile. Unless I’m around little children, then that’s because I’m pissed off at them. Actually when I smile my eyes get pushed kinda shut and people can’t tell if I’m laughing or crying. Actually it might be both because I cry when I laugh. Oooh. I’m interesting. Tell me how interesting I am.
Question:
Why can't you see out the windows? Or should I say... why can't you seen IN them? Why is there innocent flowers at the back door? Why is the backdoor got two heavy locked doors? Why is the arrow pointing to a dark alleyway? "Christian" is only to make it sound pure and decent. In reality we all know as soon as you walk past that alleyway you are abducted by sweaty, fat, shirtless white men, raped, and the whole house is set on fire from the inside.
Asked By: myskywardsword
Answer:
WHAT?
Question:
omg theres an arrow that points down a dark alleyway. it's like they wanna rape the kids.
Asked By: Anonymous
Answer:
OH JEEZ. HAHAHA. Why am I laughing? I just got another message mentioning the arrow and the alleyway. I’m dying with laughter… I’m horrible. It’s close to a police station too!!
Question:
you will be my best friend forever if you take me to the happy house. omg please. CAN YOU?!
Asked By: myskywardsword
Answer:
Of course! Hahaha. It honestly looks like a rape house.
Question:
I wouldn't mind if you were shirtless in public ;)
Asked By: Anonymous
Answer:
My skin is sorta light-olivey, not red. I’m not hairy. My weight is pretty average. I don’t seem to sweat much and I lack the glands that actually make body odour. I don’t think I’d distress many people but it gives a bad image and it’s not like I’m decent material to be looking at anyway, hahaa. Plus I don’t like showing much skin. I’m not sure if I’m just conservative or the UK is a conservative country…
Question:
It fucking is disgusting though. If you want to be shirtless go to a swimming pool. I was standing line in Asda and a hairy shirtless white man in his 50s was behind me breathing really heavily. Yuck. Not cool, bruv.
Asked By: myskywardsword
Answer:
Why do they even go out if it’s that hot for them? Don’t they know NO ONE find it attractive. I mean straight guys obviously don’t but you can see the looks of disgust on the women too.
What the hell is it with white British men deciding to go shirtless in public? They’re beer-bellied, hairy, red, and you can smell the body odour as you pass them. No one else does this. What’s worse is you can’t even avoid it. The streets are too busy just to look down at the ground and in every direction you look there’s a shirtless middle-aged dude. It’s disgusting. Stop it forever. Tourists complain about it as well.
If they wanna be “manly”, then surely you would man up and handle the heat, right? PUT A FREAKING SHIRT ON AND USE DEODORANT. 30 degrees isn’t the usual but shirt isn’t gonna kill you…
Adieu tristesse
Bonjour tristesse
Tu es inscrite dans les lignes du plafond
Tu es inscrite dans les yeux que j’aime
Tu n’es pas tout à fait la misère
Car les lèvres les plus pauvres te dénoncent
Par un sourire
Bonjour tristesse
Amour des corps aimables
Puissance de l’amour
Dont l’amabilité surgit
Comme un monstre sans corps
Tête désappointée
Tristesse beau visage
(via awesomefrench)
